So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
Aw thank you
maybe I’ll regret this in the morning. nah, fuck that. I’m beautiful. my body is beautiful. THIS IS ME….& my dirty mirror.
you look soooo pretty *in love*
Say Good-bye to Chub Rub!
When I find a product this great, this “revolutionary,” I just can’t keep it to myself! Ladies, say good-bye to chub rub and hello to Bandelettes!
Bandelettes are ingenious little bands of lace that you slip over your thighs, and are a perfect substitute for shapewear or creams/gels. Let’s not kid ourselves; shapewear is ugly and can be unbearably hot in the summer, and who wants to re-apply cream on their thighs all day long? Bandelettes solve those problems for good, and look sexy at the same time! (And for only $14.99, they’re completely affordable!)
I’ve been wearing a pair all day and I’ve not had to readjust them even once! They have thin silicone bands inside that run along the top and bottom of the band, which helps secure them in place. Normally I’m stuck in shapewear all spring/summer if I want to wear a dress, but with Bandelettes I think I might be able to have a Spanx-free summer!
(I was provided a pair of Bandelettes free of charge but was not asked to do a review.)
Saw this post and immediately went to check out the website and ordered a pair!
I NEED A PAIR OF THESE YESTERDAY
oh my god these are cute as fuck everyone should wear them aaaah
Q: How much is shipping to Canada? Or Europe?
A: Our international shipping rate is $2.99 – flat rate for all countries.
relevant as hell for some of us, and they appear to come in sizes for thicker legs as well
Marker on bristol, 9in x 12in
check out fats.tumblr.com to see my inspiration for this piece :)
GUYS IT IS ME LOOK OMG!!!!!!!!!!
|—||Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via highrapunzel)|
yesterday. sometimes i get lost.
reasons i want to look GOOD
- for myself
- for myself
- to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
- for myself
Photo by Wibbly Wobbly Photograpy
Dress handmade by me.
Headdress handmade by me.
US Size 18
stop hating the way we look laying down 2k14
(new webcam, ya)
Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened